Lets Be Dynasty!

Publish date: 2024-04-25

I’m champagne that was frozen in the bottle!

by Anonymousreply 94September 30, 2019 6:40 AM

I’m Emma Sams and I’ll never really make an impression in this roll. My accent will always come through.

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2019 6:09 AM

I'm Petrossian Beluga, which is preferable.

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2019 6:14 AM

I’m Steven’s face lift.

by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2019 6:52 AM

I’m the dirt on Alexis’s shoulder whenever she is kidnapped.

by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2019 6:56 AM

I'm all of the saggy tits.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2019 7:19 AM

I’m a baby doll getting thrown from a building that everyone thinks is a real baby until it shatters on the ground the way no human being, not even Joan Collins, would.

by Anonymousreply 8June 24, 2019 7:29 AM

I’m the alien in the flying saucer that abducted Fallon in the desert!

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2019 7:30 AM

I’m the ghost of Roger Grimes!

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2019 7:30 AM

I’m the check that Alexis hands to Sammy Jo to leave Steven!

by Anonymousreply 11June 24, 2019 7:32 AM

I’m the pool but everyone falls into with the clothes on while fighting

by Anonymousreply 12June 24, 2019 7:35 AM

I’m not noticeable bowl changeups pants that needs to be taken care of by Fallon. But where is she?

by Anonymousreply 13June 24, 2019 7:36 AM

I’m Sammy Jo’s roller skates!

by Anonymousreply 15June 24, 2019 7:37 AM

We’re the writers giving up after 1985.

by Anonymousreply 16June 24, 2019 4:04 PM

Ding ding ding!! Winner at R16!!!

by Anonymousreply 17June 24, 2019 4:12 PM

In Krystle Carrington. I belong in a house....but not with ladies.

by Anonymousreply 18June 24, 2019 4:16 PM

I'm people milling about in tennis clothes with tennis rackets in the lobby of La Mirage.

by Anonymousreply 19June 24, 2019 4:16 PM

We’re [italic]The Office[/italic] paying homage to this show by casting Jack Coleman as a gay man ... again.

by Anonymousreply 20June 24, 2019 4:18 PM

I'm the dinnerware Krystle flings at the staff and family while shouting, "D9nner is served!"

by Anonymousreply 21June 24, 2019 4:21 PM

We’re the Blaisdell family getting pushed out for Alexis after the end of season 1.

by Anonymousreply 22June 24, 2019 4:22 PM

I'm the surprised 1/2 pivot Pamela Sue Martin makes in front of her mirror in the credits. "Why, it's you!"

by Anonymousreply 23June 24, 2019 4:22 PM

I’m Nolan Miller’s admission many years after the fact that the jewelry was only costume jewelry.

by Anonymousreply 24June 24, 2019 4:25 PM

I'm Fallon, making out with football players at her daddy's wedding.

by Anonymousreply 26June 24, 2019 4:30 PM

I’m Rita! I’m just a bad story line.

by Anonymousreply 27June 24, 2019 4:32 PM

I’m Kirby! I’m just unnecessary.

by Anonymousreply 28June 24, 2019 4:33 PM

I'm the slow, sad, serious, arty Season One.

by Anonymousreply 29June 24, 2019 4:38 PM

I'm Krystle's friend crying that Krystle will change and they'll never see her again after she marries Blake. Not true- she plays tennis once with two of them later in Season One and never sees those women again.

by Anonymousreply 30June 24, 2019 4:39 PM

I'm "Making Love: A Gourmet Guide to Lovemaking." What a naughty wedding shower gift!

by Anonymousreply 31June 24, 2019 4:39 PM

I'm Fallon's layered hairdo.

by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2019 4:42 PM

I'm Tony, the groundskeeper. I'm gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 33June 24, 2019 4:44 PM

I'm trashy Tracey, purposefully leaving behind an earring in Blake's hotel room when I use his phone so I can come back later... and be, I hope, his mistress! (Though actually he will just fire me.)

by Anonymousreply 34June 24, 2019 4:45 PM

I’m Steven’s dead boyfriends, killed by an enraged Blake and the flying bullets of Moldavian massacre.

by Anonymousreply 35June 24, 2019 4:45 PM

I'm little Krystina, choking dramatically in the nursery from my mysterious, never named, deadly childhood disease.

by Anonymousreply 36June 24, 2019 4:47 PM

Lyndseeeeeeeeeyyy! Lyndseeeeyyyyyyyy!

by Anonymousreply 37June 24, 2019 4:52 PM

R33 He was and sadly passed away too soon.

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by Anonymousreply 38June 24, 2019 7:00 PM

OT like R38 but he was hot

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by Anonymousreply 39June 24, 2019 7:02 PM

Keenan was honest and didnt lie or cover up that he had AIDS or how he contracted it. I remember reading about him before I ever watched "Dynasty" (in reruns) pressed at how honest he was.

by Anonymousreply 40June 24, 2019 7:10 PM

Im Alexis in my bright pink bridesmaid gown after Adam's wedding. I am inexplicably driving my car off a bridge because of a road block many metres ahead, instead of simply braking and turning around.

by Anonymousreply 41June 24, 2019 7:18 PM

I'm john Forsythe and I am bloody livid at the end of season six that the bitch Joan Collins got a double for me to grab by the throat. I could have choked that bitch good for stealing my thunder at the People's Choice awards. But no, she's too chicken shit to take my wrath and has to have a stunt girl instead.

by Anonymousreply 42June 24, 2019 7:22 PM

No, R30, I’m Doris, Krystle’s jealous friend she’s playing tennis with. I type more words per minute than Krystle does, yet she gets the mansion, the servants, tennis lessons, everything!

But after she came to see me one more time to ask about making copycat jewelry so she could hawk her emerald necklace to bail out Matthew Blaisdel, I wouldn’t change places with her for all the champagne and caviar in the world!

by Anonymousreply 43June 25, 2019 4:58 AM

I’m The Joy of Sex! Doris ought to read me first, that way she can get her learner’s permit!

by Anonymousreply 44June 25, 2019 5:01 AM

I'm the plot-line where Blake gets amnesia and Alexis spirits him away to Mexico and convinces him that they're still married eventually sleeping with him. John Forsythe had me axed, saying Blake would never cheat on Crystal under any circumstances.

For all the debauchery going on in the show he was the star of, Forsythe was a bit of a fusspot.

by Anonymousreply 45June 25, 2019 5:34 AM

I’m Christopher, and it’s not more cookies that I’m after from Lindsay!

by Anonymousreply 46June 25, 2019 7:45 AM

I'm Cheney Hospital. I made a fortune off of the Carringtons.

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by Anonymousreply 47June 25, 2019 8:33 AM

I'm the woman with the blue kerchief in front of ColbyCo. I am there for years, always with my blue kerchief on.

by Anonymousreply 48June 25, 2019 12:49 PM

I’m Sable’s stunning gesture

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by Anonymousreply 49June 25, 2019 1:13 PM

I'm Krystle's ex-husband and I look like a gay porn star.

by Anonymousreply 51June 25, 2019 3:05 PM

I'm Joan Collins' wigs - hanging on for dear life with nothing to hold on to. Bitch is BALD! Shhhhhh.....

I'm also the working title of the series just as it was coming to fruition in the minds of the Shapiros: "Rich White Folks"

by Anonymousreply 52June 25, 2019 5:56 PM

I’m Nicole Simpson before that name became associated with OJ’s murdered wife.

by Anonymousreply 53June 30, 2019 3:46 AM

I'm the pool of diamonds poured onto black velvet during Kate O'Mara's title card.

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by Anonymousreply 54June 30, 2019 3:53 AM

I’m the London Bridge in Catherine Oxenberg’s title card!

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by Anonymousreply 55June 30, 2019 4:10 AM

I'm Nolan Miller, chucking the Size 0 mannequin and buying a new Size 8 one when Karen Cellini took over from Catherine Oxenberg.

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by Anonymousreply 56June 30, 2019 4:50 AM

I’m Nick Toscanni’s Delorian!

by Anonymousreply 57July 1, 2019 5:01 AM

It’s spelled DeLorean!^

by Anonymousreply 58July 2, 2019 4:25 AM

I’m Lindsay’s Supertramp record!

by Anonymousreply 59July 9, 2019 2:53 AM

I'm Lady Ashley Mitchell and nobody really knows my purpose here, but I'm eager to go to Amanda's wedding!

by Anonymousreply 60July 9, 2019 3:29 AM

I’m the champagne bottle in Gordon Thomson’s title card.

by Anonymousreply 61July 9, 2019 3:35 AM

I'm Ken Howard's big phallic cigar AND big phallic office tower in the opening credits.

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by Anonymousreply 62July 10, 2019 3:09 AM

I’m the gun that Alexis fired to frighten Krystle’s horse!

by Anonymousreply 63July 12, 2019 8:42 AM

I'm the "papers" under the peplum of Alexis' white dress, which gave her the right to throw Blake and his Blonde Tramp, out of the house, along with their junk !!

by Anonymousreply 64July 12, 2019 10:16 AM

I'm the ficus plant Sable Colby groped as she waltzed over to the elevator to grill her cousin Alexis about Roger Grimes' recently-discovered corpse.

by Anonymousreply 65July 26, 2019 2:45 AM

I'm Joseph, the majordomo who suddenly starts getting juicy plotlines after a couple of seasons of nothing but lines like "yes, sir" and "very good, sir."

Then I die.

by Anonymousreply 66July 26, 2019 2:57 AM

I'm Claudia...what exactly am I doing on this show?

by Anonymousreply 67July 26, 2019 3:07 AM

I'm Rashid Ahmed (John Saxon). Alexis could be still fucking me, but she's too busy still going after Blake's decrepit ass.

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by Anonymousreply 68July 26, 2019 3:35 AM

I’m Fallon. Magically changing my physical appearance and my accent from American to British.

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by Anonymousreply 69July 26, 2019 3:44 AM

I'm Amanda. Magically changing my physical appearance and my accent from British to American.

by Anonymousreply 70July 26, 2019 3:54 AM

I am Krystle's ruddy complexion. I am distracting as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 71July 26, 2019 7:04 AM

I'm the two cheap plastic suitcases Krystle apperently arrived at the mansion with. Alexis knows about me even though she wasn't even around when Krystle arrived.

by Anonymousreply 72July 26, 2019 8:34 AM

I'm the sparsley furnished flat Dana lives in while she dates Adam.

by Anonymousreply 73July 26, 2019 8:35 AM

Can you asshole "bump" people contribue something other than "BUMP!"?

by Anonymousreply 75July 26, 2019 11:03 AM

[quote] (I agree that one would think this thread would be more active)

This same thread has been done 1,000 times.

by Anonymousreply 77July 26, 2019 11:23 AM

I'm the wildly inaccurate (geographically and architecturally) stock photos of "Swiss" locations in the 9th season.

by Anonymousreply 78July 26, 2019 11:44 AM

I'm the Beluga caviar that Caress adores.

by Anonymousreply 79July 26, 2019 10:52 PM

I'm the burnt champagne that Dominique complains about.

by Anonymousreply 80July 26, 2019 11:20 PM

I'm the really silly scenes between Lady Ashley Mitchell and Blake Carrington. Why is she lusting after the old bastard, and why is the dialogue so bad....along with her acting?

by Anonymousreply 81July 26, 2019 11:45 PM

I'm the little black glittery dress with silk gauze shoulders that Alexis continually wears throughout the show. You'll see me in seasons 6, 7,8 and 9. Nolan Miller really liked me.

by Anonymousreply 82July 26, 2019 11:48 PM

I am the suit of armor in Blake's library.

by Anonymousreply 83July 26, 2019 11:57 PM

I’m one of the 895 hats worn by Joan on the show.

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by Anonymousreply 84July 27, 2019 12:04 AM

I'm Jeanette's ridiculous uniform. Even maid's outfits were over the top in the 1980s.

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by Anonymousreply 85July 27, 2019 12:21 AM

I'm the soft focus used extensively on Joan in season 8. I'm deployed simply because Joans jowels are starting to show bless her heart.

by Anonymousreply 86July 27, 2019 12:34 AM

I’m one of the nine episodes in Season 9 which Joan did not appear in.

by Anonymousreply 87July 27, 2019 4:42 AM

R87 she was in 10 episodes that season and there were 22 in total, do the math.

by Anonymousreply 88July 27, 2019 8:20 AM

I'm the dangling preposition.

by Anonymousreply 89July 27, 2019 12:56 PM

I'm one of many paintings done by Alexis the fine artist before they'd really gotten a handle on what they wanted the character to be.

by Anonymousreply 90July 27, 2019 1:03 PM

R90 To me that was when she was at her most interesting.

by Anonymousreply 91July 27, 2019 1:07 PM

I’m Dominique Deveraux’s turban

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by Anonymousreply 92September 27, 2019 7:21 AM

I’m the Emily Dickinson book that Steven loaned to Claudia, even though Ted Dinard’s name was written in it.

by Anonymousreply 93September 30, 2019 2:33 AM

I’m the prenup that Andrew Laird has Krystle sign before the wedding. I’m a rich man’s divorce in advance. I read very much like a Holy Bible, “You’ve brought nothing into this world and you certainly aren’t going to take anything out when you leave.”

by Anonymousreply 94September 30, 2019 6:40 AM

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